today marks the beginning of my finals week rally behavior. no shaving, minimum grooming, only necessary washing. i’ll be wearing the same clothes until i go home on the 9th. disgusting i know. there is a reason. it makes marmoset hunting much easier. the pygmy marmoset is the tangible form that all things stressful in my life take with me. so around finals time they have been breeding all semester and now coordinate an all out offensive for my soul. i must bend all of my psychic energies to defeating them and keeping their nefarious plan to overthrow the universe at bay. this semester i have an ally: the Notre Dame squirrel. since i have made friends with them they have agreed to act as my infantry. i like aminals (*twitch twitch*)
today i am clean