Worst Things

A list of some of the worst things in my world.

— A pile of week old, encrust­ed and mold­ing dirty dish­es.

- Sit­ting cross-legged on the floor for an extend­ed peri­od of time, get­ting up and feel­ing your kneecaps slow­ly squeal and grind against your leg bones.

- Being inca­pac­i­tat­ing­ly aller­gic to warm, cud­dly, fuzzy things.

- Being afraid to tell some­one that you: like, love, lust, hate, revile them. Or want to dress them up in a hip­po suit.

- Every time you have to stop doing some­thing you real­ly enjoy because you have ‘respon­si­bil­i­ties.’

- Vehi­cle Main­te­nance.

- Being inspired and then los­ing it before the chance to use the muse has been ful­filled. Also see: being com­plete­ly unin­spired.

- Being in a hur­ry.

- The real­iza­tion of futil­i­ty or impo­tence. [this is some­times the black­est of night before dawn though]

- Wet or sweaty socks.

- Low vol­ume, high-pitched, con­tin­u­ous, uniden­ti­fi­able ambi­ent sound.

- Raw onions.

- The peo­ple in stores who go very slow­ly, take up the entire aisle, and roll their eyes at you when you ask to get by as if by mov­ing out of the way they are doing the equiv­a­lent of donat­ing bone mar­row.

- Surly and impa­tient peo­ple in stores. [I become this when con­front­ed with the pre­vi­ous]

- Rid­ing an ele­va­tor and smelling ran­cid flat­u­lence, most like­ly dropped by the smelly, cig-voiced fat lady that just debarked.

What are some of the worst things in your world?

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