I flip on the boob tube early in the mornings to catch the weather, since I’m still without internet access. As I have sampled each network it has occurred to me that every station has its own jerky quirky thing going on.
One station has a Katie Couric look-a-like with a glassy voice, some other station has this bic-bald traffic guy that wears a flight suit with the sleeves rolled up to show his guns and who has this completely affected i’m-a-fighter-pilot tone in his voice. Another some other station always ends a new broadcast in the morning with a “thanks for being with us today.” Except, the girls saying it says it like “thanks for being [wink wink wink] with us today.
And the weather reports are always really shitty. Makes me miss Indianapolis stations.