Feliz Navidad

The worst Christ­mas song in the world is Feliz Navi­dad. I had hoped to make it through the hol­i­day sea­son with­out hear­ing its Nutra-Sweet™ world-music, Broad­way-Elvis pas­tiche, but my plans were most cru­el­ly foiled yes­ter­day at the post office.

The song has no redeemable qual­i­ties and is only use­ful inso­far as it can be made to stick in the head of your hat­ed ene­my. Its pow­ers rival those of It’s a Small World.

I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEAAAAAHHHHRT!