Man. I had the weirdest fricking dream I’ve had in recent memory last night. All last night. One continous dream broken by my typical 3am rising for something to drink. Yeesh.
I don’t remember how it started, I know there was something before what I remember yet I cannot recall it. I’m in a hallway underground fighting. I have awesome hand to hand skills and I break a guy’s neck and crush his skull with my boot. I rip the mandible off of another guy. I run upstairs and there is a female midget with a knife. I don’t kill her, just smash her face and move on. I turn around as she says “You should’ve killed me when you had the chance” and throws a 10″ chef’s knife at my legs. I run away from it and suddenly change direction. It passes me by, changes direction and comes for my throat. I cross my arms in front of my face and deflect it. I think I’ve survived but she laughs and I see that my wrists have been sliced open. I run downstairs, holding them together and the blood flows from one wrist to the other. I pass out and wake up as a small child with bandaged hands in a thin-walled house in a poor and run-down neighborhood. I wonder what happened to the midget, but I get up and go into the kitchen where my dad is smoking. He yells at me and I make myself some toasted o’s with milk. The cereal is full of bugs. The cereal is cold but when I bite into the bugs they are very hot. I get yelled at again and go out to ride my bike. I get beaten up by some neighbor kids and they tell me if I go home I’ll get killed by a monster. Now I’m in my old room and it is very dark. A brown dark. I’m in my bed but it is too short for me and two of my friends are in my old bed they are like the grandparents from Willy Wonka. Another friend is sleeping on my desk, which is also a bed. This girl desk friend asks me if I have a boyfriend and then kisses me. I leave to follow my boss to work but end up heading to the home that will kill me if I enter it. I enter it and as I walk through the kitchen I think I’ve escaped but then someone sitting behind me chuckles evilly, I turn around and the alarm goes off and I woke up.