Landshire Supreme Chicken Salad Sandwich and Porkies Crispy Fried Pork Rinds

My quest to eat all the crap in the vend­ing machine down­stairs led me to the Land­shire Supreme Chick­en Sal­ad Sand­wich, today. I paired this with a bag of Porkies Crispy Fried Pork Rinds.

For $1.85 you receive a 4.5 ounce chick­en sal­ad sand­wich. This sand­wich isn’t near­ly as stuffed with chick­en sal­ad as the pic­ture seems to sug­gest. In fact, I was­n’t quite sure there was any chick­en sal­ad between the bread at all. Some­thing was hold­ing the halved slices togeth­er though, maybe it was just spe­cif­ic grav­i­ty. Any­way, when I pulled the slices of bread open there was­n’t much to see. Maybe a lit­tle some­thing that could have been the skin of a red pep­per long long ago, but noth­ing defin­i­tive. The bread was a bit moist, but not quite sog­gy. Over­all, it was­n’t that bad. Remind­ed me of infi­nite PBJs from Grab­N­Go at Notre Dame.

The Pork Rinds on the oth­er hand… 45¢ for a half ounce of utter shit. I’d nev­er had pork rinds before, because I was intel­li­gent when I was younger. Imag­ine some nasty crotch-rot­ting crotch gets cov­ered in bar­be­cue pow­der, deep fried, burned and then the ash­es are formed into lit­tle chunks like dried phlegm. I ate prob­a­bly 1/4 of the half ounce. I could­n’t make myself con­tin­ue. *blorf*

This meal was­n’t as excit­ing as the oth­ers.