Like anyone cares to hear about someone else’s medical stuff. I’ll try to make it as interesting as possible. I had a CT scan on my abdomen yesterday. This began with consuming a litre of a tang and iodine solution and ended with me pulling my pants up. If this sounds like certain movies you’ve seen, you are a sick person.
I like to show up really early to anything involving a medical procedure. That way I’m usually in the room getting stuff done when the appointment was supposed to happen. Soemtimes I even get in early. This happened yesterday. They gave me this litre of the iodine tang and told me to drink as much as possible in a half hour. I pretty much chugged the whole thing, it was way too sweet, way flat and had an iodine aftertaste. Eventually they took me into this room and I reclined on this bench, was covered with a white cloth and told to pull down my pants. Then 4 really hot nurses came in and Then I was inserted into this spinning donut. It reminded me a bit of the cyber-donut sculpture from Notre Dame. Then I got injected with more iodine and this warm feeling suffused me that made me laugh because it felt so strange. Then my coitus with the spinning donut was interruptused as I was withdrawn, lowered, told to pull my pants up and get the hell out.
I’m supposed to get more blood drawn today, and I got a call from my aunt last night telling me to not leave until I see my doctor. I got a call from my aunt and not my mother because I specifically requested that my mother not call me because I have nothing to update her about. She called yesterday morning at about 8:00am. There is no escape from the women in my family.