Spectacular Spectacle SMASH

My tita­ni­um spec­ta­cle frames broke this morn­ing. I acci­den­tal­ly sat on them last night after get­ting home from the Sokolows­ki Ben­e­fit. Fig­ures, instead of putting my extra check this month toward my debts, I have to pur­chase new glass­es. Need­less to say, I’m grouchy today.