I’ve been defeated by a mere cucumber! Well, not perhaps mere. The Kaiser Famous Dill Pickle, made by Kaiser Foods in Cincinnati, OH [no website] is a dangerous adversary. The pickle, which I’m assuming weighed in at just less than one pound, came in a plastic bag and was sitting in its own brine. It cost one dollar and had a total of 5 calories. It also had 1050mg of sodium, or 44% of the RDA. The bag explicitly states that it contains one pickle. By gum, its a mankiller. I didn’t finish it. It was like licking the ground of the Great Salt Lake and washing it down with some Dead Sea water. Bleargh. Everything tastes like salt now and my chest is burning.