Mean Note

In the tra­di­tion of Mad­dox and Found, I bring you this hybrid of both, which end­ed up on the wind­shield of my car this past Sat­ur­day at the WSM.

Now, the rea­son this is so fun­ny is that when I parked my car there were no oth­er cars in the sur­round­ing spaces. So unless that per­son­’s car was invis­i­ble, I could­n’t have hit it. And if that per­son­’s car was invis­i­ble, they should be glad I did­n’t crush it under my Oldsmo­bile. My car, while it looks crap­py, gets about 30mpg and will be good for anoth­er 130k miles. There. I have defend­ed its hon­or.