Today I will describe, in minute detail, my various physical deformities. Drumroll, please.
- I have a slight limp in my left leg.
- My nose is crooked.
- The left side of my face is lower than the right side.
- My left eye is less open than my right eye.
- Sometimes I get long pubic-like nosehairs.
- I am slowly going bald.
- I am missing a tooth.
- I have a long scar on my right temple.
- I have a mutant patch of hair on the right side of my chest that is not matched on the left side.
- I have a mole on my arm that grows pubic-like nose hairs.
- I have a few pockmarks. [Should have listened to mom when I had chicken pox]
- I slouch.
Thank you.
You’re also, generally, pretty darn ugly.
Only compared to 98% of people!
Dear Adam, it’s our imperfections that will save us.
All the Best,
Steve
lakewoodbuzz.com
Well odd hair growth is acceptable on you, you’re a boy.
You probably only limp because of all the times you’ve farked up your leg… does that count as a deformity? I don’t think slouching counts either…
Meagan »
I have a hump?
/young frankenstein
Never would have known/noticed any of the above. Isn’t it amazing how critical we are of ourselves, certain everyone keys right in on our imperfections, when in fact they’re so wrapped up in their own that they rarely notice ours?
i think that people should just accept you for who you are. and don’t discriminate