2005
- Word of the Year: Wahmbulance
- Good Idea: Tremonter.com
- Another Good Idea: Recycling and energy efficiency.
- Bad Idea: Random hookup with some chick. Worst. Idea. Ever.
- Second Worst Idea: The Vendy
- Best-Worst Sickness: Infectious Mononucleosis
- Best Poem: Breaking Up is Hard To Do
- Worst Poem: Star-Chart
- Favorite Show: This Moment in Black History at Pat’s in the Flats
- Favorite Item of Clothing: Grey hoodie [7 year winner!]
- Favorite Movie: Straw Dogs [1971]
- Favorite Album: Eagles of Death Metal — Peace Love Death Metal
- Favorite Place to Hang Out: The Literary Café
- Best Source of [Sur]reality: Tremont Laundromat [1, 2, 3]
- Best New Friends: Steve Goldberg, Lou Muenz, Peppermint
- Most thought-provoking and challenging source of growth: Jack/Zen
2006
- Meet with a mortgage person about what it takes to buy a house.
- Look for a house in Tremont, if I can afford one.
- Find more fulfilling employment that pays a decent wage.
- Packrat moola.
- Run the Rite-Aid Cleveland Marathon.