Christmas Shopping Fin!

Apart from a few stock­ing-stuffers and an inor­di­nate amount of bak­ery I am done with all of my Christ­mas prepa­ra­tions. I spent a few hours last night zip­ping all over Cuya­hoga Coun­ty and even­tu­al­ly end­ed up at Big Lots, which is the best place for Christ­mas sun­dries. Shop­ping is no Grand Progress for me. I make tac­ti­cal strikes and endeav­or to leave no resid­ual pres­ence. Shop­ping is def­i­nite­ly a black op. The most time was spent in Half-Price books, where I only bought for myself. I know, now isn’t the time of year for that, but you have to get the good books while they are avail­able. I found some crit­i­cal analy­ses of Tolkien from way back in the day that even I had­n’t heard of.

I just now put the title on this post. fin was sup­posed to be the French fin, but instead it looks like I just invent­ed a new inven­tion. A sup­pose a Christ­mas Shop­ping Fin would be use­ful to shove shop­pers behind you like a fin shoves water. Buy one today!