I went to the Grog Shop last night to see my coworker’s band Humphry Clinker. I recommend the port wine. On my way I got flashed twice by the traffic cameras on Chester. We’ll see if they ticket me for going 7 miles over the speed limit in the middle lane of an empty street at 11 at night in clear weather. Incidentally, the flash bulb going off is quite startling. I wonder how a piece of electronic equipment can be vested with the authority of a full police officer. Probably gets in under the same clause that police dogs fit under. Can you tell I resent having my picture taken for using public roads?