So I recently finished rereading The Rediscovery of Man by Cordwainer Smith which has this big government thing in it called The Instrumentality of Mankind. So I’m dreaming that I’m interacting with one of the main dudes in the Instrumentality and we’re trying to figure out what to do with these people who are selling the opportunity to be John Malkovich. I think I was sort of John Cusack’s character but not really, although Cameron Diaz and Catherine Keener were trying to kill me. I started hanging from a garage door and saying “I am the voice of the audience” since I knew I was in the movie but not of it. Cameron Diaz attacks me with her really sharp fingernails and I run through a heavy metal door that is sort of a safe door but only opens to a high school hallway. Now we’re in You Can’t Do That on Televisionland and every time that safe door opens a voice gives us a charade that we have to take part in. Someone named “DJ Stein” is controlling us. Then I woke up.