Tic

My left eye has been twitch­ing an awful lot late­ly. Not the eye itself, but the flesh and mus­cle around it. I’m sure I don’t have a vit­a­min defi­cien­cy and pret­ty sure I’m not dehy­drat­ed, so until it goes away on its own I’ve decid­ed to make good use of it. I’ve added a hunched back, a vio­lent stut­ter and a ten­den­cy to scut­tle to my already hor­rif­ic appear­ance and am cur­rent­ly prac­tic­ing my sin­is­ter lurk­ing abil­i­ties. Does any­one have a meat hook I can bor­row? Maybe I can bor­row his.

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