I Spilt No Milk

I want­ed to have a bowl of cere­al this morn­ing. How­ev­er, the new bag resist­ed my ini­tial attempts to open it until it sud­den­ly burst and toast­ed oats cor­us­cat­ed through my kitchen like under­foot-crunch­ing man­na from heav­en. The bag split com­plete­ly in half so every bit went to waste. I should stick with peanut-but­tered toast. My break-fast was simul­ta­ne­ous­ly bro­ken and unbro­ken.