Manswer

I thought I just invent­ed a word, a port­man­teau of man and answer: man­swer. This word would indi­cate a man-stan­dard response to a giv­en ques­tion. Thus,

Ques­tion: “Hon­ey, do these pants make my ass look big?”

Man­swer: “Baby, you look great in every­thing you wear.”

or

Ques­tion: “Want anoth­er beer?”

Man­swer: “BELCH.”

Turns out the word man­swer already lives at the Urban Dic­tio­nary, and has so for a cou­ple of years. Must just be a case of delayed sub­con­scious par­al­lel inven­tion hoo-ha.