Bear Paw Mittens

I received bear paw mit­tens for Christ­mas, and they’ve become my favorite gift. They give me near end­less amuse­ment, I get to act like a bear and make infi­nite puns about doing things with my bear hands. In addi­tion to this, I also get to act like a bear and make infi­nite puns about my bare hands. These mit­tens are so awe­some that peo­ple do triple takes. I pre­tend they are my actu­al hands and won­der aloud if I’ll ever find gloves that will fit. I prob­a­bly exas­per­ate every­thing with­in ear-sight of me when I have them on. They even have the bonus of being fair­ly warm, despite their acrylic nature. The next time I’m in Cana­da, I might try fish­ing with them.

It has also been sug­gest­ed to me that I get a shirt that says “Every­one has the right to bear arms.”