Bear Paw Mittens

Bear Arms I received bear paw mit­tens for Christ­mas, and they’ve become my favorite gift. They give me near end­less amuse­ment, I get to act like a bear and make infi­nite puns about doing things with my bear hands. In addi­tion to this, I also get to act like a bear and make infi­nite puns about my bare hands. These mit­tens are so awe­some that peo­ple do triple takes. I pre­tend they are my actu­al hands and won­der aloud if I’ll ever find gloves that will fit. I prob­a­bly exas­per­ate every­thing with­in ear-sight of me when I have them on. They even have the bonus of being fair­ly warm, despite their acrylic nature. The next time I’m in Cana­da, I might try fish­ing with them.

It has also been sug­gest­ed to me that I get a shirt that says “Every­one has the right to bear arms.”

17 thoughts on “Bear Paw Mittens”

  3. I sug­gest a bear shirt that is real­ly Beer shirt that has a bear with deer antlers.   That would be awe­some.  and also a good idea for Hal­loween next year.  Get some antlers with those claws and go as “beer”. 

  7. I’m awe­some. When you are done with the antlers, may I please use them to make the world’s sex­i­est chan­de­lier?

  9. could you find out where those came from? i saw them last year and i was bummed that i can’t find them any­more.

  12. in a moment of gen­eros­i­ty i gave my black bear paw mit­tens to a friend who was cov­et­ing them… i thought i’d be able to find anoth­er pair but am hav­ing dif­fi­cul­ty. i think they were Thin­su­late? any sug­ges­tions? help!

  15. Those mit­tens are amaz­ing. I’ve been look­ing for exact­ly these to give to my boyfriend as a christ­mas present, but can’t find any­thing like them at all, any­where!! Could you find out exact­ly where you got them from please? Or, I noticed you post­ed this a while ago, if you don’t want them any­more, maybe you’d think about sell­ing them? 🙂

  17. I need to know where those mitts were bought my sis­ter wants a pair and i cant find them any­where

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