Category: Idiocy

Things I have done that are stu­pid or things that I have writ­ten for shits and gig­gles.

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you igno­ra­mus­es! fetid swordswal­low­ing hip­pie love con­cu­bines! I will scratch my inor­di­nate­ly sweaty armpit in defi­ance of your inep­ti­tude. you sit here, read­ing this while squir­rel molest­ing syco­phants wear­ing lei­der­ho­sen stalk the net­tle rid­den din­gle­ber­ried back­side of the Grate and Pow­der­ful Untied Stakes of Armor­i­ca. stones and sticks, bones and bricks Tom Thumb tells me i’m write. But take that mous­ta­chioed lady over..

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Help! May­day! SOS! we’ve been invad­ed by the Scor­pi­ons from Sat­urn, close rela­tions of the Spi­ders from Mars. our only recourse is to watch the hilar­i­ous Hed­wig and the Angry Inch, and dis­cov­er our own androg­y­ny. i’ve always want­ed to have my very own fish­nets. time to fla­gel­late myself with damp kelp.

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shi­raz.

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