Category: The Kid

Onesy Ideas:

  • An arrow on the front point­ing to the mouth with Food writ­ten under it; on the back­side, an arrow point­ing to the butt with Poop writ­ten over it.
  • A snake mouth on the bot­tom half of the onesy; so it looks as if the baby is being eat­en.
  • Basic ani­mal one­sies, all fero­cious and rav­en­ous look­ing; not cute and cud­dly.
  • Gen­der-ben­ders: Girl-one­sies with spark­ly, vicious, toothy T‑Rexes; pink and pur­ple fire trucks; etc. Boy-one­sies with camo-print pranc­ing ponies.
  • His and Her: Mom­my Loves Me; Dad­dy Does­n’t and Dad­dy Loves Me; Mom­my Does­n’t.

Preg­nant Woman T‑shirt Ideas [all of these prints go on the low­er part of the shirt, so the bel­ly fills them out]:

  • Dis­co Ball [thanks to Noah Pfarr]
  • Death Star
  • Globe
  • A mon­ster mouth with sharp teeth [to dis­cour­age peo­ple from touch­ing the preg­nant bel­ly].