Category: Vendy

Adam v. chem­i­cal­ly enhanced and refrig­er­at­ed con­ve­nience food.

Otis Spunkmey­er is at least a rec­og­niz­able name in the creepy refrig­er­at­ed vendy down­stairs. Yes­ter­day I bought a Choco­late Choco­late Chip Muf­fin for $1.00. It was 6.5 oz and 700 calo­ries of muf­fin goo, held togeth­er only by long chain sat­u­rat­ed fats, but nonethe­less was tasty in a processed sort of way. I was going to buy a corn dog but some­one had beat­en me to it and in its place was a pick­le in a bag com­plete with pick­le juice. I did­n’t have the courage to try that.